Not A Soccer Story

You're the new coach of a U8 girls' soccer team. which is fun. 

But you're also the punching bag for a perfect storm of the most overbearing, meddling, annoying parents ever assembled in club sports!

They'll probably get you fired. You probably won't win the championship. And the kids will be stuck right in the middle of all their nonsense. 

Have fun coach! They don't tell you about "involved" parents in the coaching clinics, do they?